Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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