i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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