Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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