? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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