that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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