Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
handjob tips. give me some.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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