my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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