She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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