People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
