i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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