that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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