Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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