I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize