all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
is wine microwaveable?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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