I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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