I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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