you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Hippo gnu deer
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
This baby is an asshole
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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