You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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