This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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