can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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