Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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