I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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