Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
A+ Viking dick
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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