did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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