I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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