question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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