He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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