i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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