No, you can still breathe under the balls.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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