I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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