I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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