My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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Of course I have a pirate flag
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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