What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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