The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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