ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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