so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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