I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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