DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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