i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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