Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.