Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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