i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY