Buhtt sex?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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