I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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