What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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