Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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