so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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