tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She bit a glass in half.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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