so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
