I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just tell him i said nine months
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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