I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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