Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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