I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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