That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Sext me about skeletons
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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