I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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