My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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