In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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