just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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