You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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